Hallway Dictator is the episode with the highest critical acclaim. It had amazing animation and it was very thought-provoking.
Mrs. Puff's ClassroomEdit
SpongeBob: I'm bored.
Mrs. Puff: Well too bad. You're s'posed to be bored at boating school.
SpongeBob: OH YEAH?!
Mrs. Puff: Um, yeah.
SpongeBob: Well then.
[an unsettling pause; 10 seconds]
Ralph: Hey, isn't today Election Day?
Mrs. Puff: Oh yeah!
Everyone but Ralph: YEAH WOO PWNAGE BEAT THAT YEAH RAH RAH RAH WOOT
Ralph: Yeah! Yay! Woo--
[Ralph gets cut off by Mrs. Puff]
Mrs. Puff: Let's tally the votes!
Mrs. Puff: And the winner is...
Everyone: ME! NO, ME! IT'S ME! ARGH!
Mrs. Puff: Calm down, little snot buckets. The real winner is Dav--
[everyone cuts her off with gibberish screams]
Mrs. Puff: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP AND FREAKING LISTEN TO ME?!
[silence; 5 seconds]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob won because I hate all of you even more than SpongeBob.
David: Aw I was gonna win...
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I hereby declare you as Hall Dictator. Here's your communist outfit and badge.
Mrs. Puff: Now go to Mr. Flounder to get your papers and crap. Go!
[Mrs. Puff shoves him out of the classroom]
SpongeBob (to himself): Well, I guess I can enforce the laws that I know.
Dr. Gilfried: ...so I said, "Why'd you put the fries in the desk?" and said, "Well that's just because I needed to--"
SpongeBob: NO TALKIN' IN DA HALLS, SOLDIER!
Dr. Gilfried: I am a teacher!
SpongeBob: Don't talk back! GO TO JAIL!
Dr. Gilfried: Boy, you are a very disrespect--
SpongeBob: WHAT did I say, peasant? Come with me!
Dr. Gilfried: No! You are getting detention and you des--
[SpongeBob kicks Dr. Gilfried in the crotch, kicks him in the dimple, punches him repeatedly in his stomach, and brains him with a pen]
SpongeBob: Ugh, teacher blood...
Mr. Flounder's OfficeEdit
Mr. Flounder: Why hello there! Are you the new Hall Dictator?
SpongeBob: Yes. I've come for my official handbook, official pen, official notebook, official sunglasses, official nose hair collection storage tank, official belly button ring, official handcuffs, official M4A1, official laptop, official butler, official wallet, official man purse, official iPad, official tissue box, official lunchbox, official wireless broadband network, official deflated football, and official dead squirrel.
Mr. Flounder: Don't forget your official meme soundboard!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
[SpongeBob takes everything he needs, then shoots Mr. Flounder with his official M4A1]
SpongeBob: I'm gonna go dictate some hall-walkers-people-things-kids-stuff-crap. GO!