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Patback

Patback in all his glory

“That's disturbing”
~ Everyone on Patback

Patback is the resident welfare queen of your mom's bikini bottom and the homosexual lover of Springboob Squarepin. He's the writer of the three-sentence-long epic The Ugly Barnacle, which was inspired by his own experiences being discriminated against as an unsightly growth on a starfish's back.