“They don't call her 'Cheeks' for the cheeks on her face, ya know”
~ Some pervert on Sandy
Sandy Cheeks is Springboob Squirepin's friend with benefits as well as a rejected member of Alvin and the Chipmunks. She hails from Texas, meaning, like all Texans, she owns her own gun and isn't afraid to use it. This has led to the senseless deaths of characters like Fred, who just can't get a break.