SpringBoob SquirePin is the titular tittyless character of the Nickelodeon series SpringBoob SquirePin. Despite his silly name, SpringBoob's optimistic personality and willing to have sex with anyone makes him a well-respected member of your mom's bikini bottom, His hobbies include murdering jellyfish, beating up girls, listening to Ayesha Erotica, and smoking. He works at the Krusty Krap serving up Heart Attacks on a Bun™ while helping his boss Mr. Kraps try and run their competition Dankmemes out of business. When he's not doing that, he's abusing either his coworker Squidward Tortellini or his pet snail Gary Coleman. he has also committed multiple crimes against your mom's bikini bottom, with his partner and suspected gay lover, Patback.
History[]
SpringBoob was born to a single father in 1939 in Nazi Fishmany after his mother ran away from home to buy milk. He rose to prominence for advocating for genocide of all crabs for their “greediness” but had a change of heart after listening to one of Obama’s speeches. He moved away from politics in 1940 and operated an underground drug cartel until one of his friends Tom McNurly was shot and killed by a drug addicted prostitute in 1956. He moved to a less honest career flipping burgers for this new trendy “food” item called a Krabby Patty after leaving his war-torn home to live in your mom’s bikini bottom, a country that declared it’s independence from Palestine Bottom in 1948. He met this disgusting creature named Mr. Kraps who he eventually began to grow quite fond to after time went on. Mr. Kraps got a $1.2 billion grant from Electric Eel-on Musk which he then used to become SpringBoob’s sugar-daddy, buying him expensive shit from the dollar store in exchange that SpringBoob kept all of his trade (and sexual) secrets hidden. One day, Springboob was fired from his job for making unwanted physical contact to Mr. Kraps’ daughter Pole, which caused Mr. Kraps to kidnap Spongebob and leave him in the Krusty Desert for 70 years so that he could pay for his crimes. Unbeknownst to Kraps, Springboob bought 2 tickets to the gun show, and he’s not giving them to him, he’s going with his tickets. In Ukraine, SpringBoob met a young Vladimir Putin (birth name Ioseb Jugiashiashivillilily) and gave him some cookies and said “Eat these cookies child, some day you will grow up to be big and strong.” It was after this that Springboob met his gay lover, Patback, at the gun show in Ukraini.
Role in the September 11th Attacks[]
After recent News Came by(826 BC) It has been found the Springboob Was Involved in 9/11 Where He Hit The Towers With His Giant Springs He Kept In His Pockets
In the Modern Era[]
SpringBoob blowing his load
After 9/11, Springboob’s burger industry collapsed and he returned to working for Mr. Kraps. Springboob never did recover from his intense childhood trauma of being motherless and his extreme drug intake as a young teenager. He frequently suffers from RDPA (Realistic Depictions of Panic Attacks) and IBD (Intense Boobie Displacement), as well as frequent unwanted ejaculations. He has called the suicide hotline 12 times in one day after thinking that the lady speaking sounded hot, only to find out that it was no lady and actually his brother Robert F. Squirepin, who naturally had a very feminine voice. He had tried to do pornography once, but was banned after attempting to kill the director. Nowadays, thanks to his multiple personality disorder, he is sometimes a wealthy and happy-go-lucky employee who does a job he loves, a violent evil manipulator who wishes to end all other minorities, professional rapist, and a broke decrepit vagabond who lives in squalor and has depression and thoughts of suicide.
Trivia[]
- He is the only known openly-homosexual person to have his own TV show.
- SpringBoob suffers from monorchism and HIV.
- He is a cocomelon child.
Spongebob naked[]
He often dances naked on a pin in the public squire, as his name indicates.