It is a terrible show made by Bingo that lasted one season. It was about otters in the military.
- Dirk- The main otter. He dies once an episode.
- Hugo- A fat otter who delights in eating babies.
- Michelle- The female otter. Tortured every episode, due to Bingo being a sexist.
- Rick- A nerd. He usually does most of the work while everyone else lies around.
- Warblearb- The devil.
- Godzilla- The drill sergeant who terrorizes the otters.
- Twiggy- An otter made out of tree bark. STAY AWAY FROM TWIGGY.
- Will Smith- Nobody knows why he was on this show.