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“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.”
~ Full text of the masterpiece


The Ugly Barnacle is the magnum opus (and only opus) of author Patback. It received critical praise for its realistic depiction of mass genocide, with particular attention given to its economy of language, so economical that the entire story is fifteen words. Patback has not announced plans for a follow up, and if he did, it's unlikely that it would be a sequel to The Ugly Barnacle, due to complications arising from the fact that he killed off every single one of its characters.

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